All photographs of models and escorts listed on this site are adults and are at least 18 years of age. The client must be at least 18 years of age to utilize the service. The client shall be aware of all laws, ordinances statutes for Grand Rapids, as well as applicable Michigan laws, state statutes, federal laws, federal statutes and will follow all laws. The client, will be responsible to make his or her self aware of all applicable ordinances and laws that relate to adult entertainment, escort, and related services and agree to follow any and all laws and ordinances that are involved. The client shall complete a service agreement and sign receipt of the notice of unlawful acts. The client shall pay for any and all expenses associated with any on site or off site locations, services and activities.

The client shall pay all fees and charges to the escort before services begin. All fees and charges must be paid in full within five minutes of the escort arrival. The client shall not give or receive any personal or business contact information including but not limited to phone numbers, email addresses, twitter, etc. If the client provides or receives any contact information as described above, then the client shall be responsible to pay Discreet Desires monies for a “buy out” in the amount of $300. The client shall not undertake any action that may result in a business disruption to Discreet Desires.

The Notice of Unlawful Acts

  1. It shall be unlawful for an escort to encourage, suffer or permit a customer to expose or display his or her (the customer’s) specified anatomical areas.
  2. It shall be unlawful for an escort to suggest or imply that a customer should or is permitted to expose his or her ( the customer’s) specified anatomical areas.
  3. It shall be unlawful for an escort to expose or display his or her( the escort’s) specified anatomical areas at any time the escort is in the presence of the customer. It shall be unlawful for an escort to expose or display his or her ( the escort’s) specified anatomical areas except within a licensed adult entertainment establishment. It shall be unlawful for an escort to straddle a customer.
  4. It shall be unlawful for any escort to intentionally touch the clothed or unclothed body of a customer at any point below the waist and above the knee of the customer.
  5. It shall be unlawful for any escort to suffer or permit a customer to touch the clothed or unclothed body of an escort at any point below the waist or above the knee of the escort.
  6. It shall be unlawful for any escort to touch the clothed or unclothed breast of any customer or patron.
  7. It shall be unlawful for any escort to suffer or permit a customer or patron to touch the clothed or unclothed breast of an escort.
  8. No escort shall accept any tip or other compensation from a customer or patron unless that amount is the amount the customer is told will be charged before the service begins.
  9. It shall be unlawful for a customer or patron of an escort to suffer or permit the escort to violate any of the above. It shall be unlawful for a customer or patron of an escort to encourage or solicit an escort to violate any of the above.
  10. Any violation of the service agreement or notice of unlawful acts will result in an immediate termination of the service without refund. Irrational and/or inadequate behavior displayed by client will not be tolerated while escort is performing services.
  11. The escort and escort service reserves the right to terminate services at any time for any reason. Once fees have been collected there is absolutely no refunds for any reason. If the client cancels before the service fee has been collected then the client is responsible to pay a $40 cancellation fee.

MODIFICATIONS TO THIS AGREEMENT

We reserve the right, at our sole discretion, to change, modify or otherwise alter these terms and conditions at any time. Such modifications shall become effective immediately upon the posting thereof. You must review this agreement on a regular basis to keep yourself apprised of any changes. Your interactions with organizations and/or individuals found on or through the Service, including payment and delivery of goods or services, and any other terms, conditions, warranties or representations associated with such dealings, are solely between you and such organizations and/or individuals. You should make whatever investigation you feel necessary or appropriate before proceeding with any online or offline transaction with any of these third parties. You agree that Discreet Desires shall not be responsible or liable for any loss or damage of any sort incurred as the result of any such dealings. If there is a dispute between participants on this site, or between users and any third party, you understand and agree that Discreet Desires is under no obligation to become involved. In the event that you have a dispute with one or more other users, you hereby release Discreet Desires, its officers, employees, agents and successors in rights from claims, demands and damages (actual and consequential) of every kind or nature, known or unknown, suspected and unsuspected, disclosed and undisclosed, arising out of or in any way related to such disputes and / or our service. You agree to waive your rights to claims involving laws which say “A general release does not extend to claims which the creditor does not know or suspect to exist in his favor at the time of executing the release, which, if known by him must have materially affected his settlement with the debtor.”

CONDUCT

You agree not to post, email, or otherwise make available Content:

  1. that is unlawful, harmful, threatening, abusive, harassing, defamatory, libelous, invasive of another’s privacy, or is harmful to minors in any way;
  2. that is pornographic or depicts a human being engaged in actual sexual conduct including but not limited to
    1. sexual intercourse, including genital-genital, oral-genital, anal-genital, or oral-anal, whether between persons of the same or opposite sex, or
    2. bestiality, or
    3. masturbation, or
    4. sadistic or masochistic abuse, or
    5. lascivious exhibition of the genitals or pubic area of any person;
  3. that harasses, degrades, intimidates or is hateful toward an individual or group of individuals on the basis of religion, gender, sexual orientation, race, ethnicity, age, or disability;
    that impersonates any person or entity, including, but not limited to, a Discreet Desires employee, independent contractor or falsely states or otherwise misrepresents your affiliation with a person or entity (this provision does not apply to Content that constitutes lawful non-deceptive parody of public figures.);
  4. that includes personal or identifying information about another person without that person’s explicit consent;

DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES

YOU AGREE THAT USE OF THE DISCREET DESIRES SITE AND THE SERVICE IS ENTIRELY AT YOUR OWN RISK. THE DISCREET DESIRES SITE AND THE SERVICE ARE PROVIDED ON AN “AS IS” OR “AS AVAILABLE” BASIS, WITHOUT ANY WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND. ALL EXPRESS AND IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, AND NON-INFRINGEMENT OF PROPRIETARY RIGHTS ARE EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW. TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, DISCREET DESIRES DISCLAIMS ANY WARRANTIES FOR THE SECURITY, RELIABILITY, TIMELINESS, ACCURACY, AND PERFORMANCE OF THE DISCREET DESIRES SITE AND THE SERVICE. TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW DISCREET DESIRES DISCLAIMS ANY WARRANTIES FOR OTHER SERVICES OR GOODS RECEIVED THROUGH OR ADVERTISED ON THE DISCREET DESIRES SITE OR THE SITES OR SERVICE, OR ACCESSED THROUGH ANY LINKS ON THE DISCREET DESIRES SITE. TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW DISCREET DESIRES DISCLAIMS ANY WARRANTIES FOR VIRUSES OR OTHER HARMFUL COMPONENTS IN CONNECTION WITH THE DISCREET DESIRES SITE OR THE SERVICE. Some jurisdictions do not allow the disclaimer of implied warranties. In such jurisdictions, some of the foregoing disclaimers may not apply to you insofar as they relate to implied warranties.

LIMITATIONS OF LIABILITY

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHALL DISCREET DESIRES BE LIABLE FOR DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL OR EXEMPLARY DAMAGES (EVEN IF DISCREET DESIRES HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES), RESULTING FROM ANY ASPECT OF YOUR USE OF THE DISCREET DESIRES SITE OR THE SERVICE, WHETHER THE DAMAGES ARISE FROM USE OR MISUSE OF THE DISCREET DESIRES SITE OR THE SERVICE, FROM INABILITY TO USE THE DISCREET DESIRES SITE OR THE SERVICE, OR THE INTERRUPTION, SUSPENSION, MODIFICATION, ALTERATION, OR TERMINATION OF THE DISCREET DESIRES SITE OR THE SERVICE. SUCH LIMITATION SHALL ALSO APPLY WITH RESPECT TO DAMAGES INCURRED BY REASON OF OTHER SERVICES OR PRODUCTS RECEIVED THROUGH OR ADVERTISED IN CONNECTION WITH THE DISCREET DESIRES SITE OR THE SERVICE OR ANY LINKS ON THE DISCREET DESIRES SITE, AS WELL AS BY REASON OF ANY INFORMATION OR ADVICE RECEIVED THROUGH OR ADVERTISED IN CONNECTION WITH THE DISCREET DESIRES SITE OR THE SERVICE OR ANY LINKS ON THE DISCREET DESIRES SITE. THESE LIMITATIONS SHALL APPLY TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW. In some jurisdictions, limitations of liability are not permitted. In such jurisdictions, some of the foregoing limitation may not apply to you.

INDEMNITY

You agree to indemnify and hold Discreet Desires, its officers, subsidiaries, affiliates, successors, assigns, directors, officers, agents, service providers, suppliers and employees, harmless from any claim or demand, including reasonable attorney fees and court costs, made by any third party due to or arising out of Content you submit, post or make available through the Service, your use of the Service, your violation of the terms of use, your breach of any of the representations and warranties herein, or your violation of any rights of another.

GENERAL INFORMATION

The terms of use constitute the entire agreement between you and Discreet Desires and govern your use of the Service, superceding any prior agreements between you and Discreet Desires. The terms of use and the relationship between you and Discreet Desires shall be governed by the laws of the State of Michigan without regard to its conflict of law provisions.  The failure of Discreet Desires to exercise or enforce any right or provision of the terms of use shall not constitute a waiver of such right or provision. If any provision of the terms of use is found by a court of competent jurisdiction to be invalid, the parties nevertheless agree that the court should endeavor to give effect to the parties’ intentions as reflected in the provision, and the other provisions of the terms of use remain in full force and effect. You agree that regardless of any statute or law to the contrary, any claim or cause of action arising out of or related to use of the Service or the terms of use must be filed within one (1) year after such claim or cause of action arose or be forever barred.

ACKNOWLEDGEMENT

YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU HAVE READ THIS AGREEMENT, UNDERSTAND IT, AND HAD AN OPPORTUNITY TO SEEK INDEPENDENT LEGAL ADVICE PRIOR TO AGREEING TO IT. IN CONSIDERATION OF DISCREET DESIRES AGREEING TO PROVIDE THE CONTENT, YOU AGREE TO BE BOUND BY THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF THIS AGREEMENT. YOU FURTHER AGREE THAT IT IS THE COMPLETE AND EXCLUSIVE STATEMENT OF THE AGREEMENT BETWEEN YOU AND DISCREET DESIRES, WHICH SUPERSEDES ANY PROPOSAL OR PRIOR AGREEMENT, ORAL OR WRITTEN, AND ANY OTHER COMMUNICATION BETWEEN YOU AND DISCREET DESIRES RELATING TO THE SUBJECT OF THIS AGREEMENT. The client acknowledge and agrees that he or she has taken all necessary steps to have a clear understanding of all parts of the terms and conditions. The client agrees that Discreet Desires is not liable for any personal injury, property damage, accidental mishaps, negligence, cancellations, inadequate service, “bait n switch” or replacement escorts, video, photographic images or any other issues that may arise before, during or after Discreet Desires services are performed.